Mark Muscle vs. Alex Oliver (Fantasy Fights)Cutie Alex Oliver appears as a youthful, golden haired Superstud wannabe, in full red and blue attire. Mark Muscle needs no fancy costume. That body alone is costume enough, as he undulates and hip thrusts in black leather trunks, gloves, and an obvious villains mask. Can the Man of Steel defeat the Man of Pure Muscle? The initial chest grinding encounter only succeeds in making the Man of Steel look super tiny as opposed to super strong. They lock

Soon the super suit is ripped to shreds

his voice crackling with hope

but neither man has a clear advantage over the other

Enter Damien Rush

and entirely hilarious original battle of the nasty bastards that corners my unique brand of combat comedy

Austin has to resort to literally pressing his full weight on Joey to try to hold him down

appears in

and he flails and attempts to slap his way to freedom

repeatedly offering the young man an opportunity to leave

lifting Reno off the floor

wolf-like Mental Mind sifts through Crimson Fury’s Malevolent Lair

It isn’t long before Lance has his back on the mat and Rolf’s arm pit in his face