Christian Thorn vs. Trenton Ducati & Rolf Fulton (Double-Teamed)In the world of wrestling, the typical handicap match pits two smaller jobbers against one vicious heel. The heel enjoys toying with his jobbers, beating them down, inflicting punishment, and ultimately destroying them. That is not the way this match goes. Wrestling newbie Christian Thorn is scheduled to wrestle the much larger Trenton Ducati. The rookie is short, but has nothing much pure muscle under his skin. Trenton is tall and strong, and appears

Alex is standing in the ring in his cute Life Guard outfit

It’s like a match made in wrestling heaven

only to be made to flex while having his hair pulled

you could erect a village under those shadow-casters

Soon Ace is stretched out

Arms are stretched beyond endurance

Trash talk invites sleepers and nelsons

Watch in horror as this normally skilled submission grappler is lifted

But don’t worry

and he goes into turbo power mode and the rest of this hero clash is all about Scrappy’s superior god-given gifts

who could easily be his little brother

All-American pretty boy