KARN vs. Alex Oliver (Better Than You)Who says athletes cant be cultured too? If you think Karn and Alex Oliver are impressive wrestlers, just wait until they get their Irving Berlin on, quoting lyrics from a 1940s Broadway musical, before systematically destroying one another in the ring in a series of shit talking tests of strength. But seriously, whats better than watching two cocky cocks run each other into the ground? Isnt that what wrestlings all about domination, competition, and

armpit smothering

manly Myst

Not only is Cal subjected to more stretching and nipple punishment

Nick Justice doesn’t like anybody picking on the smaller dudes

one-on-one then two-on-one

and promptly rips it to shreds and uses it to throttle the pretty little bitch

Brace yourself for a cock and ball twisting

The punishment has begun

But that sadistic streak overwhelms him to the point of turning his strength onto Mayne tenfold

Web Wonder is weakened and rendered immobile by the noxious fumes

“You give up your back

Barnes extends a measure of sportsmanship