Blood Crypt [Return to Ravnica]Set: Return to Ravnica Type: Land Swamp Mountain Rarity: Rare ({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. Where the dead serve as diversion, decor, and dessert.

destroy each creature that blocked or was blocked this turn

Begin the hymns

Set: Kaladesh Prerelease Promos Type: Land Rarity: Rare Spirebluff Canal enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands

if it had no -1/-1 counters on it

Set: Eldritch Moon Promos Type: Creature — Eldrazi Horror Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} You may cast Eternal Scourge from exile

Starfall deals 3 damage to that creature's controller

Me neither

"you'll see a kidney and a spleeny

Paradoxically

Set: IDW Comics 2012 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {R} Draw two cards

Set: Ravnica: City of Guilds Type: Land — Mountain Plains Rarity: Rare ({T}: Add {R} or {W}

One thing was certain: they didn't think the Scryb were very funny anymore