Support Your Local Dirtbag Curved Brim Black HatProfessional grade "Let's see if this works" CURVED BRIM You were going to bend it anyway ADJUSTABLE SNAP Fits most heads. Even the fat ones COTTON POLY NYLON MESH Designed to be abused daily PROFILE MID Won't fly off at 90mph. Probably PANELS 6 5 wasn't enough, 7 was too many CROWN 3. 5 Some say that's impressive

Hell ain't a bad place to be

Made in the motherfuckin' USA

Certified son of a

Low key enough for court

- Short sleeves -  Show off scars or tattoo

Long sleeves

100% preshrunk cotton

if you want to get technical

logos on BOTH SIDES

Stick ‘em on ROUGH

Even the fat ones

Don't tell my wife